Tuesday, July 28, 2020

Boris' best friend

Boris Johnson is convinced that having Dilyn, the rescue dog, helped him recover from his dice with death. Taking Dilyn for walks has also helped him shed the pounds.

No 10 has therefore announced that the government will provide £50 vouchers to help people to own their own dog. The voucher can be used in several ways; for vet's fees, to buy items like dog baskets etc or to pay for a rescue dog.

So, you can enjoy 50% off meals out during August, £50 off cycle repairs and now £50 to help you own a dog thanks to your caring Prime Minister. 

PS Even though I've made the story about dogs up, you could have easily believed it couldn't you?

1 comment:

Lucas M said...

Greatt reading your blog post