Forgive me for going back to Strictly Come Dancing.
I don't want to spoil it for those of you who prefer to wait until Sunday night for the results. However, I will tell you that Tony Adams has escaped yet again the dreaded dance off.
Let's look at his record so far with the judges:
Week 1 & 2 combined placed bottom with 37 points (22 +15)
Week 3 placed bottom again with 18 points
Week 4 an improvement, he was 11th out of 13 with 26 points
Week 5 saw a return to previous form, bottom with 19 points
Week 6 was a golden week, he came 9th out of 11 with 31 points
This week bottom with 21 points
So just who is keeping Tony Adams in the competition?
Definitely not those who regard this as a dancing competition. And surely not those looking for entertainment - Ed Balls was entertaining, Ann Widdecombe being dragged around the floor was hilarious. Apart from ripping his trousers off, Adams has not been so amusing with his routines.
I can only surmise that there are droves of football fans who are voting for him on the basis of his careers with Arsenal and England.