Not good

The first rehearsal yesterday was not good to say the least. In fact it was b***** awful.

The biggest problem we face is that we have a different set of dwarves each time we rehearse. Added to which, they have difficulty reading their lines so they just make them up. Worst of all though, when they left the stage half went off to the right and the the other half to the left.

The look of despair on our teacher's face said it all. She told us we would be performing in May - luckily she didn't say which May.

Caperucita Roja was never this difficult.