When we get together, like we did on Saint Valentine's night, it's like being on the sets of Eastenders, Brookside, Emmerdale and Coronation Street all at the same time.
- "Coor blimey it ain't af ot in eer."
- "Or ey queen, watch you moanin about now."
- "See thee, some barm pots shut door. No wonder its wam in here."
- "So how r u in yourself."
Just for good measure we have Norfolk Dave, a couple of Scots and a sprinkling of Irish.
I have a solution though. We only speak to each other in Spanish.