You have to admire the Sun newspapers ability to come up with catchy headlines.
Over the past few years they've had a field day with ex Beatle, Paul MCartney who they christened "Macca". When they latched on to the fact that his wife Heather Mills had a previous career as a porn model they dubbed her "Mucca".
Macca and Mucca do battle
Lady Mucca mocka Macca
Macca's house gets a Muc-over
Mucca cites muccy briefs
Mucca chucksa cuppa water over Macca's lawyer
Not wanting to miss an opportunity, they've got a few references to a few of Paul's music titles in their headlines.
Return of the big Macca Macca and the moll of Kintyre
Shacka Macca's Hard Day's Fight
It's Macca's Lonely Hearts Club
Macca mansions on fabby roads
Now Sir Paul has found a new romance the rhyming carries on.
Peace wielding Macca is backa
Macca and the married cracker
Macca on hols with his smacker cracker
Of course they could have penned No lucka Macca sacka Mucca who took him for a sucka. I'm sure Pete Brooks will come up with something brilliant in reply to that!