Today is St George's Day. St George is, of course, the Patron Saint of Catalonia, Portugal, Georgia, Serbia, Bulgaria, Bosnia and Herzegovina, the Republic of Macedonia and Moscow as well as Merry England.
At one time people would wear a red rose in their lapel to mark the occasion. If you do this today though, people might assume you are follower of gloomy Gordon.
You could fly the flag instead. What better way to do this than invest in one of these toilet seats . There are obvious connotations to be made here which I will leave with you to sort out.