President Bush is so worried about bird flu that he has decided to bomb the Canary Islands.
Actually I'm worried about bird flu too. I've started dying my hair blond, talking a load of rubbish and I can't seem to park the car straight.
Just to give balance - for any woman looking for a man
1. It is important to find one who helps around the house
2. It is important to find one who makes you laugh
3. It is important to find one you can trust
4. It is important to find a man who is good in bed
but most important these four men must never meet each other.