Too cheap to knick

We cash strapped Brits are always looking for a good bargain.

One of the stalls at San Miguel market was selling ladies' panties at 1€ a pair this morning. The downside is that you'd have to spend a few minutes scrabbling round to find the size and colour you wanted.

Another stall was selling kohl rabbi for a euro each. If I knew what to do with these strange looking vegetables, I'd have bought one.