Bigastro appointed a new policeman, D. Andrés González Villagordo last Thursday.
How can we blokes compete with a good looking lad like that in uniform? He certainly has an arresting smile which I’m sure the ladies will love.
Cue the old favourites:-
I don’t mind him taking down my particulars.
Is that your truncheon in your pocket or are you just pleased to see me etc etc.
I’m sure there are the equivalent quips in Spanish!